Sunday, November 1, 2009

God and filipinos

i just can't understand why would Filipinos place their whole trust and fate in the almighty God to decide if they would become wealthy someday in the future.

hell yea i would be in a "Filipino" position if i keep on believing in that hocus pocus.

i believe that working hard and be honest is the way God will look favorably rather than praying everyday for money.

simple minded people with ridiculous dreams..


-=reylit=-

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

End of the world

If only i ate the forbidden fruit and became GOD, the first thing i would do is wipe out all sinners that plagued our world.

The Philippines - notoriously known as the country that gives birth to whores and pimps. The people are known to be rebellious by nature,abortionist by choice and home to false Christians. Going to Church on Sundays is an obligation, it's the time where they pray together to God for divine answers only to commit adultery right outside the place of worship after mass service.

Philippines,City of Sodom of the New Age should be destroyed by God in which he has done centuries ago. The evening skies will be brightly lit, meteors shall rain down from the burning skies and strike sinners where they stand and the earth shall tremble below their feet, splitting open and swallowing all inhabitants of all ages only to have them cook alive. Their cry for help shall be muted by the triumphant roar of victory by the Destroyer.

His armies shall comb each homes and slaughter those who prayed to false god for deliverance. Their death shall be slow,painful and meaningful. With their throat slit and guts spilled open only then they will remember who is the one true God.

He shall deliver swift and just punishment to all those who deserve no second chance. SATAN would cower in fear and shame. SATAN shall kiss the feet of the Destroyer begging for deliverance.

Indonesia - A country that stood the test of time. A country where 70% of the population are poor. Political instability and propaganda have alienated and divided the people. A country with poor infrastructure and lack of security personnel have allowed the seeds of hatred to grow and manifest on its own.

With the world in religious turmoil,fanatics have taken advantage of the situation and declare "jihad" to all infidels. Any religious faith would condemn this barbaric actions and it's in every human nature to know that killing is not a game and it shouldn't be taken lightly.

Videos of "Sampit conflict" which saw the Dayaks and Madurese engaged in "barbaric war". There are clearly no winners, families who lost their loved ones are punished with tears,sorrows and hatred.

Bombings of several "foreign" hotels have quickly draw criticism and condemnation by world leaders of different faith and nation. Innocent blood have been spilled.

With shoulders wider than oceans, height taller than the mountains, i shall walk across this accursed land. Every gentle step i make,the seed of hatred will be sow amongst the people. When dawn break over this uncivilized nation; husbands, wives the old and the young will realize what they have done.

The madness and hatred that propagate during the dead night seeps into the mind of sinners.They will sleepwalk during the night and slaughter their love ones and their neighbors whom they call brothers.

In the morning the streets will be littered with mutilated corpses. The streets will be soaked in blood. Survivors will curse God for this insanity. They will wander the streets like the undead. They bleed red tears and each will dig their eyes and stretch their arms towards heaven. Their wail will echo throughout the night. Man will chop their hands off and women will put their hairs off in bid to atone for their sins.

Judgment day has come and punishment served.

I am the Destroyer
I am the Deliverer

I will pass judgment and punished sinners
It shall be swift and just.


-=reylit=-

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

GO APR STAGE 3 - The Only Way To Go!

The return of the "Feaking Hilarious Filipina"

Freaking Hilarious Filipina

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

God is real

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
With
GOD , the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor :
You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student :
Yes, sir.
Professor :
So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student :
Absolutely, sir.
Professor :
Is GOD Good ?
Student :
Sure.
Professor :
Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student :
Yes.
Professor :
My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )


Professor :
You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student :
Yes.
Professor :
Is Satan good ?
Student :
No.
Professor :
Where does Satan come from ?
Student :
From . . . GOD . . .
Professor :
That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student :
Yes.
Professor :
Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student :
Yes.
Professor :
So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)


Professor :
Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student :
Yes, sir.
Professor :
So, who Created them ?

(Student ha
d no answer)

Professor :
Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student :
No, sir.
Professor :
Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student :
No , sir.
Professor :
Have you ever Felt your GOD , Tasted your GOD , Smelt your GOD ? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student :
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor :
Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student :
Yes.
Professor :
According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student :
Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor :
Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student :
Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor :
Yes.
Student :
And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor :
Yes.
Student :
No, sir. There isn't..

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )


Student :
Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.


(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )


Student :
What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor :
Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student :
You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor :
So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student :
Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor :
Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student :
Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor :
If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student :
Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )


Student :
Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )


Student :
Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )


Student :
Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?


(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)


Professor :
I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student :
That is it sir . . . Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.


Thursday, October 8, 2009

Love Malaysia

i love malaysia so much i want to make it my 2nd home.


-=reylit=-

2009 KL trip

Just got back from KL,Malaysia and it was a damn good trip. Well tiring actually. will post photos..next time.

-=reylit=-

Thursday, October 1, 2009

God loves us all

when i was much younger.... i used to follow my mom when she was doing "missionary work" for God.

i came face to face with dying patients.
i came face to face with dead people.
i see things which wasn't meant for my eyes.

i was so little then.

i remembered clearly i was only 8 or 9 i think.
those memories are vividly clear.

i wonder what the feelings of dying.
do God actually embrace you at your death bed.
or is it the opposite.
the devil just looked at you ...deep into your eyes which pierces right through your soul.

knowing that you only have certain months to live.

embrace by the light


-=reylit=-

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

reylit.com offensive?

The page you requested has been blocked because it contains a banned word. URL = http://www.reylit.com/


i don't think so.
you can go %##@@$r!@#$

-=reylit=-

i wonder whats the banned word....

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

ROOM RATES AND MANIKAR PARTY

OK GUYS AND GALS. THE TICKETS ARE VERY LIMITED TO THE 30TH AND 31ST OCTOBER 2009 MANIKAR EVENT.

TO CLEAR THE AIR.
WE DO NOT PROVIDE ANY PACKAGE ACCOMMODATION @MANIKAR

BUT I DO HAVE THE RATES FOR OTHER HOTELS AT LABUAN

Selling price in RM

Waterfront
park view - 248
pool view - 258
extra bed - 55

Beta
2 room standard - 230
3 room standard - 330
extra bed - 50

Tiara
deluxe room - 235

THIS TIME THE PARTY IS GOING TO BE BIGGER AND BETTER.
VOL 3.0 PARTY PICS CAN BE FOUND HERE.


LET ME REMIND YOU PARTY PEOPLE AGAIN.
THESE PARTY IS OPEN TO PEOPLE OF ALL NATIONALITY AND ETHNICITY.
WE EMBRACE MUSIC
WE EMBRACE ALL WHO'S ATTENDING THIS EVENT.

LET'S US ALL MAKE THIS A GREAT PARTY.



PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL OR TXT ME@ +673 8199399 AND OR +673 8222288


TILL THEN...

HOLD ON TO YOUR HORSES.


-=reylit=-

loving all people.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Warriors: Legends of Troy TGS Trailer

Saturday, September 26, 2009

TGIS

This is the time of the day, and time of the week to get really happy.!

TGIS

yea baby.

-=reylit=-

Friday, September 25, 2009

FREAKING HELL

INDONESIANS ARE BUNCH OF RETARDED STUPID RACE! i cant understand these immature simple minded race. they have no ambitions, they have no proper etiquette, they have no respect for anybody at all.

bloody hell. their country greatest exports are not of their culture,landscape or food. BUT ITS THEIR PEOPLE.

LET'S PUT IT IN LAYMAN TERMS.

BARBARIC PEOPLE.

THEIR BRAINS ARE LIKE CONNECTED TO ONE NEST.
"LIVE AND WORRY FOR TODAY"

CALL ME RACIST OR WHATSOEVER.

GOOD THING IS THAT THEIR COUNTY HAVE CHINESE TO PUT IN THE GLOBAL MAP.



-=reylit=-

In memory of Rachael Lee

Came across an obituary on the local papers.

R.I.P Rachael Lee 1988-2004.

Light her a candle September 25th.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

My Boys

while on the holiday last week to KK. my time and money was spend on booze. WAIT A MINUTE.
don't get me wrong.
i drink during the holidays thats all and i am not alcoholic FYI.
i was so drunk i couldn't recognize or remember anything.
i was like.

hei whose the kid and woman on this pic? she look so hot. and the kid...dont think it's mine.

when i was so drunk.another picture msg was send to me to piss me off.
YEAH THAT A !#$@%$@ HOLE LIVERPOOL JERSEY!
WHY IS THAT KID WEARING A LIVERPOOL! HES SUPPOSE TO BE A MAN UNITED FAN!!!

suck my cute baby ass... i think so. lol.

YOU CANT HAVE MY BEER!!!!

lol..

wait i got a confession.
those 2 boys are my kid. andre the elder boy and ashton who wanted me to kiss his cute butt. lol.
yea and the hot woman is of coz my wife marilyn!


cheers

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

WRC























Tuesday, September 22, 2009

KK outskirts


jackson and ms soju

for privacy reason, the face is removed. YUP WE ARE HAVING KOREAN ALCOHOL@KFC< NOTICE THE KFC CUP!

yup ms soju is so fine. she made me so high on the flight back home. lol

soju is so good.IT GIVES YOU THE OOMMMPPGFFFFHHH

YA ONE FRESH SEXY SOJU

@Elusion

looking good

yup. i am high on beer

quiet city outskirts

went further out for coconut water. said to be good for the kidney when you have too much alcohol

notice the coconut. those are "bakar kelapa"

he's having cocunut too..

big "bakar mussels"

served HOT!

mussels with belacan. YUMMY!

-=reylit=-

Elusion,KK

i did not overcome my fear of water....

crap i almost died and went to heaven while riding a freaking huge banana.

that was freaking crazy when it capsized. yea and i was like a cat thrown into the water.

parasailing was alright. you should have been there to witness such "historic" event.in our case it is.
daus and me are chicken shit when it comes to "extreme rides"

daus had a really hard time. his harness got tangled up and he was literally being supported by his beer tummy. lol

and the other freaking sight was when doraemon and kitty cat got drowned.... AND I WAS LIKE
mind you i was speaking in malay. so it goes like this
OI SAYA PUNYA KAWAN
KAWAN! TENGOK KAWAN SAYA MASUK AIR MAU MATI UDAH
NYAWA SAYA DALAM YOU PUNYA TANGAN.
JANGAN CIN CAI CIN CAI

translation into english.. more or less...
FUCK OH MY GOD!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!
MY FRIEND DYING!
my life in your hand
dont cin cai cin cai!!

lol

yea

-=reylit=-

MAN CITY AND HUGHES A CRY BABY

Thursday, September 17, 2009

SANTANA

my new LOVE!

What's my feeling rite now.

i feel like i got mow down by my own family members regarding my previous post.
hmm it's funny anyway.
well i gotta let the cat out of the bag rite now to prevent any further misunderstanding.

I quote

"i am in love with "N" (name changed for privacy reasons),"H" and "X".

Why am i doing this?
I am so torn between these 3 entities.

wait a minute, i forgot that i still have a wife...."

N=NOKIA
H=HTC
X=SONYERICSSON

LOL

see the suspense

ohh i like it lol

anyway.
yes of coz i still love my wife and my NOKIA!!!

cheers peeps


-=reylit=-

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

TO SCREAM OR NOT TO SCREAM WHEN WITH KEN BLOCK

Torn Between Lovers

Alright.
It's been ages ...months...weeks..i guess since my last meaningful post.

So i am planning another holiday.
Oh shit what am i thinking...

it seems that whenever there are holidays for me, it's always the case that my heart is not settled.
the last time i went to bali, it was due to the fact that i had to rekindle my marriage.

omg wuts happening.

i am in love with "N" (name changed for privacy reasons),"H" and "X".

Why am i doing this?
I am so torn between these 3 entities.

wait a minute, i forgot that i still have a wife....

God help me!

-=reylit=-

Friday, September 11, 2009

Filipinos can be down right rude

*YAWN*
another controversy on the way.
Filipinos livestock are rude, arrogant and uneducated.

click on pics for better view

feel free to distribute that fag's face on the internet lol

cheers

-=reylit=-

p/s. i eat Filipinos for snacks! (just kidding).

really..

lol

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

BLANK POST

BLANK POST

Thursday, September 3, 2009

1001 PETS!!!



YEA I HAVE REACHED MY MARK!!
1001 PETS, some people aimed for high value pets, others aimed for $1Billion.
I AIMED FOR 1000 PETS.

you must be asking how is it possible for me to get so many pets,
INDUSTRY SECRET!

all my pets or livestock i acquired are mainly from the Philippines. lol

i got about 200 FILIPINO PETS!!!


-=reylit=-

p/s be-careful of some filipino pets, THEY BITE AND SNAP AT THEIR OWNER!!

Monday, August 31, 2009

Formula 1 2009 Belgian Grand Prix opening laps

 
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